Suatu hari di jalan Malioboro Jogja.
Sebut saja si bule (mr.x) kehilangan sepeda motornya yang baru saja diparkir di depan toko.Sang bule bertanya pada temen Paijo, yang saat itu kebetulan berada di tempat parkir.
"Apakah melihat orang yang mengambil sepeda motor saya" tanya sang bule dalam bahasa Inggris.
Paijo yang orang jowo asli bilang dengan bahasa Inggris sesuai yang pernah dipelajarinya.
"Yes, he use to table square-square. Worth he fast-fast go without any wet expire."
Maksudnya paijo :
Iya, dia memakai kemeja kotak-kotak. Pantes dia cepat cepat pergi tanpa basa basi.
Lalu dengan sok berwibawa Paijo menasehati.
"Different river if park bicycle motor liver-liver yes"
Maksudnya: Lain kali kalau parkir sepeda motor hati-hati ya.
Si bule bingung nggak tau harus ngomong apa.Lalu Paijo bergumam dalam hati karena takut bulenya denger, "Basic bule!" Maksudnya: Dasar bule!
Si bule ngeloyor pergi dan dengan pede-nya Paijo bilang, "Breasttttt!" sambil melambaikan tangannya.
Maksudnya: Dadaaaaa!
"Basic stupid,paijo don't know himself," Dasar bego,Paijo gak tau diri.
The
Java’s
English
mystery
Yes, he use to table square-square. Worth he fast-fast go without any wet expire.
Jadi buat apa ngomong english sedangkan bahasa jawa jauh lebih efisien dari bahasa inggris...^_^
Walk slowly on the edge (side) of the road : MLIPIR
Fall backward and then hit own head : NGGEBLAG
Got hit by a truck that is moving backward : KUNDUREN TREK
Talk too much about unimportant thing : KAKEEN CANGKEM
Smearing one's body with hot ointment or liquid and then massaging it : MBLONYO
Going without notice/permission : MLETHAS
Taking the longer way to get to the destination : NGALANG
Riding an old bicycle : NGONTEL
Falling/ tripping forward (and may hit own face) : KEJLUNGUP
Side effect after circumcision : GENDHELEN
Hot pyroclastic cloud rolling down a volcano : WEDUS GEMBEL
A small, sharp thing embedded inside one's skin : SUSUBEN/KETLUSUP
Spending a lot of time doing nothing : MBATHANG/TURU
Feeling uncomfortable because there is something that smells bad : KAMBON
Things getting out from a container accidentally because of gravity : MBROJOL
Get hit by thing collapsing on top of one's head/ body : KAMBRUKAN
Drinking straight from the bottle without using glass,where whole bottle tip gets into the mouth : NGOKOP
Cannot open eyes because something is shining very bright : BLERENG
Cannot hold bowel movement : NGEBROG/NJUNGKEL
Something coming out from one's rear end little by little : KECERET
Hanging on tightly to something in order to be inert : GONDELAN
Falling/ tripping accidentally because of a hole : KEJEGLONG/KEJEBLOS
Doing something without thinking about the consequences : CENANANGAN
Being overly active carelessly : PECICILAN
Making too much noise, disturbing other people : NYEPETI
Tripping over accidentally caused by wires, cloths, gowns etc : KESREMPET
Being alone (or with a companion) in the corner of a place/room doing something suspicious : MOJOK
Pretend to be homeless,no money and never take shower : NGGEMBEL
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